JEEPERS CREEPERS!!

Following in suit with my girls, I'm gonna have to talk about the "creepers" downstairs... lol... you know how there's the Addams Family? Weeeellllll, there's this group at work we like to consider our own, per se.. (Actually, I just call them "The People Under the Stairs"..)........

Let's get started, shall we? Lol...

"Creepy Daddy" is funny... He likes to wear his sunglasses while he drives the forklift around the warehouse like he has a 24/7 hangover or something... he walks with such panache and grandeur that it's unmistakeable--he's the Big Man on Campus...

"Creepy Mommy" is very loving. He goes around all day and hugs ALL the boys in the warehouse, gives them sound advice and sends them on their way. Yes, he may not be the prettiest thing in the world but he makes the most of what he has with that bald head of his. He makes up for it by the pleasure he receives from all the tender lovin' he gets, even though he has someone at home that would probably be mighty jealous if she ever knew what happened. Oh well. C'est la vie!

"Creepstahz":  Ok, I'm just going to pile all of these guys into a group bc they all belong together...
There's Creepy Big Eyes.. he's actually pretty cool, once you get to know him; however, he's in love with Regina, so he's off limits to Karen & I...
Then there's Creepy Muscles... He was cool at first, but more & more I feel weirded out by him.. Like when he was trying to smell my hair.. Idk... Maybe I'm just imagining things, but honestly I wouldn't want to get in his girlfriend's way.. She looks like she wanna kill somebody every time I see her... (she probably has already!) Besides that, a very (un)reliable source told us that he's abusive.. I guess that's why he has that scar... hmmmmm...
Creepy Giant is just what his name portrays him to be.. He will go to great lengths to ask you out.. His pick-up line is pretty simple though.. He asks if you like rap then he tells you to come to his show.. very very suave if you ask me... He doesn't get many positive results but hey! It's the fact that he's persistent that is (un)impressive! Lol....
Creepy Mario hasn't been with us for a while... supposedly, he isn't a citizen & doesn't have his green card (another tell-tale from a very [un]reliable source) sooo yeahhh... Well, he has hair long enough to braid.. and Creepy Mommy LOVES HIM TO DEATH.... he really wants to take him home braid his hair.... we can tell because he gives him public bear hugs & everyone gets really jealous of those.. lol..

Hmmmmm.... I can't think of any more soooo I guess I'll just move on the the girls...
 (Plz lmk girls whom I have missed!!)

"I-think-I'm-the-flyest-*ish-there-ever-was-Creepers" Okkkkk, these ones have been the talk of the town lately & I felt obligated to tell you about them-so you should feel lucky!
Creepy Weave is ummmmmm.... how can I say this nicely.....???? Ok, I can't... lol... She a freak! Lol.. she's pretty much a buttaface.. (For those of you that don't know what that means, it's someone who looks good with everything BUT HER FACE..) or maybe in this case, it's her hair..? She is probably the only person I've seen (and I'm being ignorant because I've never been to the "Dirty Souf" before) that changes her weave once or twice every pay period.... Not that I oppose girls that have weaves cuz sometimes it looks pretty... However, on this girl... not so much... One weave looked like the wig that Ben Stiller posed on 'Zoolander'... so we've donned her said nickname.. I'm pretty sure that she's heard us laughing but I really can't help it... besides the fact that she's done the dutty dutty with our boy Creepy Big Eyes, she kinda walks around like she's the *ish & I don't necessarily like girls like that... I'm sure if I got to know her, maybe I would get to liking her but I really can't stand her laugh!!! That's probably the most annoying thing about her to me.... ANYWAYS, enough banter... onto the next & final candidate we have selected...
Ugly Liar--you know Beyonce & Shakira's song, Beautiful Liar? Well, this girl doesn't fit into that category. I'm thinking that she portrays herself pretty highly bc she's ALWAYS, ALWAYS, ALWAYS talking herself up about boys that like her & boys that wanna get with her and everything... Although, she never talks like that in front of Karen & I... Only in front of Regina... And another friend of mine.. We'll call her.... Kati.. She seems to only do so in front of girls she *thinks* have low self-esteem or who aren't committed, which doesn't make any sense to me but maybe she gets off on bringing people down just to bring herself up... She's not cute & she has HUGE thighs that don't fit her body... ((OMG, I'm being so rude right now, but it feels SO GOOD!!!! LOL)) But the thing that annoys me most is that she's the BIGGEST LIAR I'VE EVER MET!!!!!! Honestly, how do you move to a different state and try & convince girls that every fine guy on fb wants you?? How do you go around, trying to befriend girls & get closer to them just to get at their brothers?? How can you honestly bring other girls down & tell them ALL THE TIME you're together that this guy wants you & talk about how he's texting you all night just so you can step your way up to the top?? THAT'S JUST NOT RIGHT!!!!! UGHHHHH.. if ever there was anyone I disliked in this world, it's girls like you! Ok, I'm an acquaintance of yours but it doesn't mean we're ever going to be good friends.. actually, i feel more sorry for you than anything because you feel you have to do what you do.... maybe you're a chronic liar? idk... but i don't really want to know... once a liar, ALWAYS a liar in your case..... I'm done! Enough wasting my time talking about you-cuz you're going to get yours, sooner or later... Karma really IS a Beezie.... i just hope she's not too harsh on you....

HOIIIIII ok, i'm really done this time... i hope i didn't sound like too much of a maniac concerning that last one... i'm just really passionate when it comes to bullies...

Hoping i didn't waste too much of your time! I love ma ro'dawgs to the fullest:) have a grand day & i'll try to get the next one out asap:) uummmaahhhzzzz....